Last month we celebrated every hopeless romantic’s favorite holiday: Valentine’s Day. Although it’s commonly celebrated among men and women alike, a poll conducted by the New York Times showed that 60% of women looked forward to the yearly celebration of love, but only 13% of men say that participating in the day is important to them.
Although February 14th doesn’t have appeal to all men, March 14th probably will– It’s Steak And Blow Job Day! (Calm down men, it’s not mandatory).
Men came together in the only place that people seem to connect these days– on the Internet– to come up with a day that’s as special to them as Valentine’s Day is to women, and they came up with what is probably a day all men will look forward to from now on.
According to the website SteakAndBJDay, the day will work in everyone’s favor because it requires the smallest amount of effort possible and gets the greatest level of happiness in return.
“No cards, no flower, no special night on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That’s it. Finally, the twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak And Blow Job Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!”
Obviously this isn’t meant to be taken as a serious day, but since it’s already invented, why not have fun with it?!
- Surprise your date!
If you have a date tonight, why not invite him over and cook him dinner? Make a steak and present him with a ‘Happy Steak and BJ Day!’ card. It’ll give him a good laugh and get him excited for the night ahead. - Get him a gift
How often to men get Valentine’s Day gifts? Usually they’re doing the giving! Get him a humorous gift suggest you’re willing to celebrate the day. Something as simple as flavored lube will suggest that you’re ready for the night. - Get him in the mood
Nothing gets a guy going like the visual of a girl going down on him. Why not grab a dessert that will get him thinking about it? Go out for ice cream or have lollipops ready in your purse. The tease he’ll get watching you enjoy them will make him enjoy it even more!