Gwyneth Paltrow Is Trying To Get You Laid

Screen shot 2012 02 13 at 12.55.06 PM Gwyneth Paltrow Is Trying To Get You Laid

Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretty busy woman. She’s an Academy Award winner, a mother, the newly titled sexiest woman in the world, star of Iron Man 3 (which is opening this weekend!), a wife to one of the busiest guys in the music industry Chris Martin, and an active blogger. Now she’s adding one more thing to her list of accomplishments: Pimp.

Alright, maybe ‘pimp’ is an exaggeration. Is she standing on the street corner hailing down guys looking to have a good time? No. But she is going out of her way to try and get you laid!

If you’re a subscriber to Paltrow’s weekly e-mail, GOOP, there’s no doubt that you’re familiar with her usual banter: Pictures of her life to motivate you via jealousy, recipes to keep you skinny (because we all know she hates fat people), and tips on the next-best thing in the fashion industry. But the actress herself claims that this week’s e-mail isn’t for you, “It’s for your other half.”

If you’re looking to get laid tomorrow, Gwennie has a few tips to jump-start your weekend sex success!

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