This weekend Irish citizens and beer drinkers world wide will be celebrating St. Patrick’s Day– A day that’s widely been associated with Green drinks, four leafed clovers, and drunk singles hooking up. If you’re one of the thousands of singles who are going to head out to the local pubs hoping to use some of that Irish luck to get lucky, take our tips on how to celebrate the holiday in proper green fashion!

Get sexy Irish style!

There are so many sex positions nowadays that the Kama Sutra is hanging its head in shame that they left so many out. If you want to celebrate the holiday like a true Irishman, you need to get the Dublin sex positions down! Grab a book like Occasions of Sin: Sex & Society in Modern Ireland and take some sex tips form the creators of the green holiday. Nothing says ‘St. Patricks Day’ quite like celebrating with an Irish Jump Start! (If you’re not familiar with that position, take our advice: It’s not made for people with a bad heart!)

Dress up

This isn’t just the most effective way to get in the spirit, it’s the easiest. From something as simple as a green teddy to something as intricate as a kilt and bagpipe combo, dressing up to get in the green spirit is fun and adds a little kick to the bedroom.

Use green safety systems

Condoms are an important part of sex, especially in 2012. Since 2009, the STD rate among young adults in North America has been steadily on the rise. Studies suggest that one in every three adults living in America is currently carrying a sexually transmitted disease. If you’re planning on hooking up with someone you don’t know this Saturday, do it safely! Products like green condoms and colored lube will keep you safe, but they’ll do it while adding to the fun of the night.

Fake it!

Not the orgasm– The accent! A study done by professors at UCLA suggest that the attraction to another person is instantly raised by 10%. Stick on your best Irish accent and see where it gets you– You’ll be surprised at how much attention you’ll get!

Saturday will be all about going green, drinking beer, and getting down and dirty. Take these tips and see why it’s so easy for the Irish to get action!