Enjoy The Last Day Of Movember, Ladies!
Movember is a great cause. Started by a few guys in Australia, it’s become one of the fastest growing charity events of all time, just because a few guys wanted to show they could grow a dirty duster. If you’re not familiar with Movember yet, it’s an organization that encourages men to raise money for prostate cancer research– all the while not shaving their upper lip for the entire month of November. It’s the last day of Movember today, and so far the organization has reached $93.2 million for 2011 alone. That’s a lot of mustache money!
Ladies if you’re looking for a new man, you may just want to find one with a mustache! There’s a good chance if he’s sporting one this time of year, he’s raising money for cancer. It couldn’t get easier to spot a guy doing good than if he was wearing a sign saying ‘I RAISE MONEY FOR CANCER!’
These guys are doing a great thing, and you shouldn’t miss out on the fun of it! Mustache rides come along with the joy of the month, and since it’s your last day to take advantage of easy access to one!
If you’re planning on taking a mustache ride, there are a few things you can do to prepare yourself. Females can get self-conscious when receiving oral sex, so here are a few tips to feel your best below the belt.
Eat Pineapple
Who knew getting confident could be this easy?! A simple change of diet can not only change the odor coming from down there, but it will also change the way you taste from bitter to sweet. If you have plans for someone to go down on you in the near future, cut out red meats and garlicky foods and substitute pineapple, lemons, and more acidic foods instead. Anything that smells sweet without the help of artificial sugar is going to make you taste sweet, and anything that smells bad is going to make you taste the same!
Get Waxed!
I know your legs may get a little chaffed thanks to his new ‘stache, but that doesn’t mean his face has to be chafed because of your legs! Getting a wax from a salon won’t only make your legs feel silky smooth against your clothes, but it’ll also feel better for the guy spending time down there! Be bold- go Brazilian!
Consider A Tan
You know those stretch marks and cellulite you’ve been embarrassed about for the past few years? Well tans can actually help conceal your imperfections. If you’re going to be naked, you might as well be covered with something! Although tanning beds themselves can lead to negative side effects like cancer, a good substitute would be a spray tan. Don’t worry, not all spray tans are on-par with Snookie’s. You can actually get very subtle colors that give you a simple glow, but will do the same job of covering up what you don’t want seen. And unlike conventional tanning, you don’t have to go back 10 times just to get a base tan– One coat and you’re good to go!
Get A Massage
As we said before, a lot of women are self-conscious about how they look naked, so this is another measure you can take to insure you feel your best in the buff! Although there is no ‘cure’ to cellulite, massages do help to decrease its appearance. Getting a massage on your problem areas (which are most likely your thighs, since that’s where cellulite likes to spend most of its time) will help diminish your visible cellulite, and it’ll get you relaxed along the way!
He worked all month on that mustache… Put it to good use!
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