About ArtVandelay3000

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• Age: 29
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I don't know what's better, gettin paid or gettin laid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's gettin away

Location: Manhattan, Kansas

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About Me: I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight. See, my figure was chiseled from stone. I have a house on osage with a red water bed that puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame. With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars, I'm just here in this dump for the gig. I can bench press a car. I'm an ex football star with degrees from both Harvard and Yale. Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine. I've had far better sex while in jail. I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour, I cook the world's best duck flambe. I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me. I don't need these lines to get laid. I play in a band, we're the best in the land. We're big in both Chelsea and France. I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar where there's a line of chicks waiting for their chance. So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty. These other gals mean nothing to me. Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night cuz I'm more than a handful, you'll see.