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The Best London Sex Clubs

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Hoping to find a sex club, sex party, or bathhouse in London? SexSearch has them all right here! Read about our sexiest capital picks to go for hot times in the city tonight just for YOU.

London is the place to go if you are new in the UK or if you are a true Brit and just want to have a fun time at a new place where you have never been before. Does this sound like you? Maybe you have been looking for a London sex club, a London sex party, or even a real life gay London bath house? Well, your quest is at an end, because we have every kind of sex event right here for you, with only the very best of each being listed. Does it sound too good to be true? Well, it surely is not, because SexSearch has done its homework on UK sex venues, and when it came to London we had a real field day!

If you are already a member, then you will know what we have on offer for you on our home page over at SexSearch, but until you go and check out what else we can do for you, why not just stay and get what you came here for -- that's right, a London sex club, London sex party, or a London bath house that will really get you off!

We have all the info on the sex club scene in London so do not touch that dial, as they used to say, back when the internet had dials. Did you think that was all we had for you, though? Because if so, you were mistaken -- we also have a bit of the history of the London sex club scene, plus info on when best to go out in the city of London for a sex club event. Does that sound good to you? Great, because now it is time to get stuck in to a great London sex party, London sex club, or London sex event somewhere near you!

History Of The Sex Club Scene In London

Of course you have heard of London, but have you heard of Londinium? This was the name of a former Roman city that lies where London today sits regally on the Thames, rather like an otter plotting its next move. Back in those days, if you were not part of the sex club scene then you probably had something very wrong with you. The Romans were all about orgies and public sex, group sex, and everything sex related. In fact, it can be theorized that the Roman Empire fell because everyone was too busy boinking. Though it had once been nothing more than a pagan town nestled on the banks of a muddy river, London was now a busy sex club hub of doms and subs of all stripes. But it was not to last -- the Middle Ages saw the middle aged folk getting very busy with the swingers scene -- so much so that King Harold had to put an end to it.

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With the signing of the Magna Carta, the throne ended all public sex with a stroke of the quill, and the next thing you knew, secret sex clubs were becoming the norm. In fact, right up till the Victorians took over the city, medieval London was known for its cottage sex club industry -- so called because it was literally run out of cottages. It was said that every other cottage was a sex club, and judging by the huge population boom in London after the plague had finished killing folk willy nilly left, right and centre, there may be something behind that anecdotal rumour of the history books! Did this end as the middle ages slowly changed to the swinging 60s? Yes it did, because among other things, the law against gays changed it up, and all of a sudden every other house in London became a bath house, and there was a gay sauna on every street corner.

From Shoeless Pete's Splash House, to U.N.C.L., it seemed that all of a sudden the gay cruise sauna could be a franchise, and these top places spread outside London using their great business models to propel them into other big cities across the UK. The 80s sealed the deal, with sex clubs like Blow Strummers and Jiggy Pop making their presence known, and many smaller sex party venues springing up in between them. Jamaicans, Koreans, Bangladeshis, Eskimos and many other nations soon flooded the city looking for big shot business jobs as other big cities from New York City to Toronto started feeling the pinch of late capitalism's gradual dusk. Rivalled only by the big Scottish metropolises, London had truly become the sex club capital.

Best Times To Go Out And Days To Go Out

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London is the kind of city that never goes to sleep, although if you have ever tried to get a burger in Chelsea after 11 pm you may feel a bit differently about that kind of statement. That aside, you can be sure to find a sex club that is open at most times of the day or night, plus a gay bath house as well. The bath houses are open most hours during the day, and there is a high chance that you can go straight from a day time hang to an evening one with no trouble. The best thing about London's sex club scene is that if you go at the weekend you are going to meet a LOT of people who are into the same life style as you, whereas if you go out at the start of the week (Mon to Wed) you are most assured of a one to one sex hookup, so there are many options.

London Sex Clubs: Directory

Here they are -- the best sex clubs London has to offer, plus all the London sex parties worth going to, and the gay London bathhouse options where you can cruise to your heart's content. There is a bit of everything here so whatever your style, you are sure to be pleased with our FREE guide to the sexiest places in London for you and your play partner, old or new.

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Spearmint Rhino London

Type
Adult sex club
Space
Upscale adult bar and club
Crowd
All ages college and up
Address
161 Tottenham Court Rd, Bloomsbury, London W1T 7NN, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open 6 pm to 2 am most nights of the week; some free parking on street
Brief Description
Yes, this is the home of the famous Chocolate Men and the Fantasy Bus. While this may be off putting to those folk who do not like an upscale sex club, the one thing we would say about this place is that you get what you pay for, and while this place is a little expensive, it is by no means the most expensive place on the planet to see some truly hot and sexy people getting totally naked for your pleasure. Spearmint Rhino is very famous in the UK, so to say that you have visited is almost like a badge of honour, plus a rite of passage for many men who like to go to gents' clubs.
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Sophisti Cats

Type
Adult entertainment club
Space
Intimate adult strip club
Crowd
18 and up through the middle ages
Address
28 Marylebone Ln, Marylebone, London W1U 2DR, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open most nights, but check the website
Brief Description
If you want to see a certain type of body part related to the name of this place then you are in for a treat. This place is where it all happens in terms of sexiness, and if you are looking for a gents' club with a difference then this is the one for you. Marylebone is not well known for its sex clubs but this one has a lot going for it, if you know what we mean. True sophistication all in one place and at good prices you can't afford to miss.
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Platinum Lace Bar & Gentlemen's Club

Type
Men's sex club
Space
Large upscale club
Crowd
All ages college and upwards
Address
13 Coventry St, London W1D 7DH, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open 6 pm to 3 am most days
Brief Description
What happens when you mix platinum and lace? No, not unwearable underwear. That's right, you get a great experience you will never remember, except in your dreams. This is the kind of gents' club that the folk in this city always talk about, and what is more, it will keep you going for days as you recall all the wonderful dancing that you will see here on display, all for the cost of admission and a few drinks.
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Dogging in London

Type
Dogging car sex hookups
Space
Various outdoor venues
Crowd
College age and upwards
Address
Various places around the city
Website
Any Notes
Lots of city places and locales; check the website
Brief Description
What is dogging? If you have never tried this fabulous British sport, then now is the time to try. It is free, and all you need is an open mind and maybe a car, although many of the folk that you will be meeting invariably have cars. What dogging is: guys and girls meet up in an agreed upon spot and have sex with each other, often for fun. What it is not: a paid experience, or any form of an actual club -- this is purely mobile. Give them an email and they will alert you to where you need to be for the sexy fun to happen.
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Sunset Strip

Type
Sex bar
Space
Medium strip club
Crowd
All ages college and upwards
Address
30 Dean St, Soho, London W1D 3RZ, UK
Website
Any Notes
Closed for half days; check the website
Brief Description
This is where all the cute girls go, in case you were just wondering that! If you are in need of warming up, or if you have been without a love for some time and need some new way to get off on life, then if you have a walk to Sunset Strip you may find that you will get just what you may have been thinking about, or even longing for from a sex club. Get ready for some real pleasure, though, as they have events on Fridays, and their Singapore Sling is a must. Aside from cocktails and girls, the venue itself is upmarket, and the staff are the best.
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The Mayfair Club

Type
Adult sex club
Space
Club with lounge and terrace
Crowd
18 to middle aged and older
Address
49-50 Dover St, Mayfair, London W1S 4NY, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open most days; check website for times
Brief Description
A club with a difference, this one is in Mayfair. This is the most upscale place in London, and this club is the most upscale one in Mayfair, so why not come here if you have tried the best but want an even better place to go and have some really dirty fun. The manager of this place knows how to hire, too, and the staff are friendly. The decor is really upper class, and you will feel like a million dollars if you come here. Spend a few quid, see some girls, and walk out like a new person.
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Torture Garden

Type
BDSM sex club
Space
Medium sized sex club
Crowd
18 and older
Address
111 Cremer Business Centre, 37 Cremer Street, London, E2 8HD, United Kingdom
Website
Any Notes
Open every night; limited free parking
Brief Description
This is the number one fetish and BDSM club in the city, and there is a high chance that if you are looking to hook up with other fetish types then this is the place where that is most likely to happen. London has waited a long time for a BDSM club like this one to come along, and it seems the fruit of its labour has paid off at last, since this is the number one place to go if you like to make love to the sound of whips and chains, and know how much pain you like. Safe word: bring your own, but make sure that your play partners know what it is!
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Stringfellows

Type
Gay entertainment club
Space
Large gents club
Crowd
All ages college and up
Address
16-19 Upper St Martin's Ln, London WC2H 9EF, UK
Website
Any Notes
Some free paid parking
Brief Description
The name of Stringfellows is well known through the land, and many LGBT folk will be able to point out where it is if you get lost. That said, the address is right there above this text, so why would you get lost? No matter how new to London you are, Stringfellows is a beacon among the sex club circuit. With a full bar and some of the best talent in the whole of the UK, if not the whole of the city, this club is one of the best in the world. Never been to a gents' bar in your whole life? Stringfellows may have to be the right place to start if you are a total noob on the scene.
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Swingers Retreat

Type
Adult only club
Space
Medium sized adult club
Crowd
College to middle aged and beyond
Address
34, 67-68 Hatton Garden, London EC1N 8JY, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open 24 hours a night
Brief Description
If you and your wife like to swing then there is a new place in town. But don't go there -- come here! This place has been going for a while and it has built up a good stable of swingers and swingerettes who like to swing with each other, and with other couples. New faces are always welcome, so come and join in the fun if you and your husband like to share each other with new people.

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The Top London Sex Clubs - SexSearch

Hoping to find a sex club, sex party, or bathhouse in London? sexsearch has them all right here! Read about our sexiest capital picks to go for hot times

The Top London Sex Clubs - SexSearch