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We do know that the first sex club that opened in Seattle was called Denny's, and it was copied from a business model that had worked in Illinois and Oregon previously. Such a hit was the sex club that it brought folk from all over the out lying area to see what the fuss was about, and soon sex parties began to spring up, including a very popular -- or so the records tell us -- regular event known as "Logging,' a kind of fore runner of today's 'dogging,' which shares some its features. Jazz music began to take off as the fave music of parties at sex parties (this was before the 70s vibe of wicky-wicky wang music beloved of certain types of movies), and the style became well known in the city.
It started in 1918 when Hatty Heckles began to invite jazz types into her sex club, and went on all the way up to 1951, when a new kind of music called 'niffle' started to gain a foothold (no one now knows what niffle sounded like, but we can assume that it was very popular, as the amount of kids born at this time who had Niffle as a middle name can attest. Boom or bust, the city has always been a key player in local industry, musical trends, and sex club and sex party trends. A new kind of sex club soon started to operate in the area -- called Yesler's. It featured dancing men, and was run solely for the needs of gay men in the area who worked at the sawmill. Seattle started to become well known for its gay lumberjack scene, and gay saunas began to take off in a big way. Even the anti-Chinese riots of the late 1800s were unable to put a dent in the gay sex club scene, with many of the mostly gay Chinese men in the area choosing to stay and fight rather than go home to a less welcoming gay sauna scene.
Then in 1889 disaster struck, and the Great Seattle Fire (poorly named, as it turned out, since so many people ended up not liking it very much) destroyed 95% of all sex clubs in the city; these were soon rebuilt in time for WWII, when returning gay military men enjoyed the cruising gym scene just as it was beginning to make sense. Then Boeing decided that airplanes were going to be the next thing, and opened a plant to supply peace time nations with aircraft, followed in the 80s by Microsoft, whose employees soon started to take advantage of the city's indigenous swingers clubs, as well as its topless bars and underground sex parties; helped by incoming companies like Amazon, the population has continued to grow until today, when it is still continuing to grow; the sex club scene has never been more robust and diverse than it is today.
There really is no right or wrong answer to the question of when to go out, or when to stay in, in the great sex club capital that is Seattle, although you really can't go wrong if you stick to the weekend (at least, more successfully than Selena Gomez did). The start of the week can be a little slow, with days such as Monday reluctantly giving ways to less depressing days, such as Tuesday. Wednesday sees a slight change of mood in the city as folk start to sense the end of the week approaching, and with days like Thursday you can almost see the weekend again in clear weather. Friday sees a definite uptick in member participation, and with the evening more popular than other times of day, midday hours see a trend towards staying in over going out.
You can go anywhere in the city and find a sex club or sex party, because that is the kind of place this is. The best thing about going out for a sex club in Seattle is that if you have an in with the network, or circuit, then you can find yourself getting invited to all kinds of wonderful events and venues. You can go for a place like Deja Vu Showgirls if you want to see girls that you think you may have seen before but aren't sure, or you can go for a place like the place they call Steamworks, which is very self explanatory in what it caters for.
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