About velvetbubble

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• Age: 40
• Photos: 5 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I'm not a regular, down to earth guy. Keep on moving if you can't handle crazy, awesome and ridiculous.

Location: Redmond, Washington

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About Me: I taunt barnyard animals for sport, on the weekends I participate in full contact origami and of course the laws of physics do not apply to me. I'm about 60% awesome and 40% sexy yet somehow I'm also 20% amazingly funny. What's that? You're thinking I'm totally conceited, can't do math and I'm totally lying about the physics thing? Well screw you! Let me tell you about some of the things that make me awesome... I give real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. I sing, weave, eat, paint, draw, dance, hug, and I cook - simultaneously. I know that the tooth fairy does not exist. I can last longer than your ex in bed and I'm amazing at giving back and foot rubs ... So there you go, several incredible, indelible, articulate, and compelling reasons to contact me. So let's stop stalking and start talking!