About BigReef72

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• Age: 38
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Sarcasm is only the beginning...

Location: San Antonio, Texas

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About Me: I'm a slender 284lbs at 5'4". I like rolling along the beach (I have a slight limp to my gait, probably because of the large tumor causing a camel-sized humpback on my left shoulder). I respond sometimes to 'Igor', but 'Stick' is what all of my buds call me. I can run the 40yd dash in 4 sec flat, though maybe that's embellishing a bit. I mean I have beat myself silly with my own man-tits while running at that speed. So I can be prone to slower speeds. I like to go to sausage eating contests (it is my like, FAV pasttime), I can really pack down a Brat. I am a tender person, though slightly sweaty, but with a nice pork aroma (it drives the chicks crazy.... slippp and sliddde.. you know). I like intellectual sport - I'm told that I am the number 1 person to hook up in a crazy trivial pursuit party (nevermind the pocket protectors). man do I have stories about those.... You'll have to ask me sometime.... Contact me... Smootches...Bye!