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  • Age: 34
  • Photos: 5 Public
  • Sex: straight single man
Recent Status: MS also same name
Location: Boaz, Alabama

About Me: im 6'1'' 200 lbs , hair medium to light brown, blue eyes. 1st: im an asshole, * this will not change ever * 2nd: i want a woman to love me for being an asshole. 3rd: i will never act like an asshole to the woman that chooses to love me. 4th: im tired of games , i gave that shit up when i crawled my ass out of the sand box. 5th: yes i fucking work 6th: no you can't drive my car! ( ever ) 7th: it's dark an if the toilets seat is down an i have been drinking it will probally get wet deal with it. 8th: i will not sleep in the wet spot!!!!! 9th: i shave my junk an expect you to also!!!! ( firm ) 10th: i like a woman thats a freak in bed , or when no ones around. 11th: if i fart in the bed its because im MFing comfortable around you, show me you care by making a bigger fart. 12th:if i stick my junk in your trunk don't worry it won't hurt long we will have gel...you will grow to love it. ( lol ) 13th: i will make you squirt so learn to love it 14th: again no you can't drive my car. 15th: i will rub your feet , but your tongue better rub something on me , My monster perfered!!!! 16th: treat me always as you want to be treated an we will work out, learn to talk when you want a man to talk he's most the time ready to choke someone so when hes ready to talk do it. ( don't be immature an spout an blather on about nothing ) 17th: go back an read 16th 18th: did you read the 16th, do it again 19th: i will want to cuddle wit you alot 20th: i hate cats, so learn to love a dog. 21st: make me happy an i will keep you happy an make sure you have what you need. 22nd: if i tell you something its always the truth!!!!! 23rd: read 22 again 4 more times.... 24th: if by chance i tell you i love you , i will be with you till you get rid of me. i am very loyal 25th: cheating is a game F*CK THAT SH*T!!! 26th: you can drive my stick shift * unzips pants * 27th: if more is needed tell me....which means when you tell me i get to be a asshole till i know you can handle being around me.

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