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• Age: 46
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Looking for long term relationship, preferably a female cop, military girl, secretary, or manager

Location: Austin, Texas

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About Me: I am assertive, cocky, six foot, 210lbs, blue-green eyes with all my original hair. If you ever wondered what it would be like to be seduced by a buff Robin Williams or Jim Carrey, I might be your type of guy. I used to drive a Toyota Camry, now I drive a mini van, and I like it. Lots of adventures in my mini van. I can't believe I once I argued that a BMW series five would suit me better. I was young then, and had no idea taking a BMW camping sucked. I am independent. I have a career that has moments of intense excitement sprinkled with hours of boredom. I am not needy, and actually do have a social life with actual friends and family so I will not text or call every fucking day. Now, the details, I am looking for a mistress that doesn't want complications. Doesn't want an interruption to her routines, just a inclusion in them. Someone who craves excitement that is legal, but morally wrong. I want someone that will commit long term that likes a physical alpha male type, and can actually throw you onto the bed, or against the wall, or on the desk. I want to live out my in the fog fantasy, and fucking a woman on my boss's desk. I like to tease, touch, and talk. Fucking is just the icing on the whole cake. If you have a lot of guys begging you, well they suck. I never fucking beg. If you are passionate with your words, you will be a firecracker in bed. I, on the other hand, last a long long time, and you might be lucky to get me off once for every ten of your orgasms. Gay men adore me, and wish they could be with me, but I am not gay.