About rockie789

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• Age: 58
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Fun lover...looking for the same

Location: Plano, Texas

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About Me: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I woo women with my sensual and godlike tuba playing. I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I play bluegrass cello. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analysis and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private person, yet I receive fan mail. My deft flower arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I sleep once a week; when I do, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have won bull-fights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka. I perform open-heart surgery and have spoken to Elvis.