About Yerdnoc

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• Age: 59
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Internet dating virgin. Looking for good friends with benefits -- no long term relationship. Just recreational safe sex.

Location: Rio Rancho, New Mexico

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About Me: Humor is important to me. I like pretty women that laugh at my jokes. I look at life in two year increments. One seldom ever knows when it is your time to check out (health, accident, crime, war, etc.). I don't have money and I don't want a lot of money. Pursuit of happiness is the name of the game. My favorite positions are: Girl on Top, Reverse Cowgirl, doggie style. If you are missionary only with the lights off because you are embarrassed about your body -- we are not a compatible recreational. sex partner. I have been told that I have the body of a god -- Budda. This is true. I need to lose 40 lbs. and I have a stamina problem. I am looking for women that can "train me" regarding the latter. Haven't had sex in al least ten years. Back in the day I had three or four one-night stands. Used to drink too much and beer goggle exist.d Some places I like to have sex are: in the office, in a bedroom. Never in public I masturbate a few times a week -- TMI?