About ooklathemok

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• Age: 44
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: My dog has eaten the crotch out of all my underwear

Location: Marion, Virginia

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About Me: A loser but funny can do many things but nothing great, I blow every opportunity I have. I have been to the top of the mountain but it was hard for me to conform to the norms of good old SWVA. Im starting over with everything except the underwear eating dog. I understand why Seinfeld is funny and know what the word Esoteric means. Its a ground floor opportunity with no where to go but up. Im beat all to hell from sports, played football for 17 yrs then to totally wreck my joints power lifted competitively for 8 years. So if you like avg build its not me Im an ex defensive lineman. I have a 7 inch tongue that has a 4 inch width. Missing only 1 tooth thats not visible. Only funky adventurers need apply. If you atr Baptist I wouldnt waste your time.