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• Age: 40
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Yes tosser picture, I know! But if you're an easygoing, positive, cute intelligent girl

Location: Brisbane, Queensland

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About Me: Yes tosser picture, I know! But if you're an easygoing, cute intelligent girl, have good sense of humor and don't mind bed wetters. You're 'the one'. I've just come back from Thailand where I managed a sweatshop, so if you're a shoes type of gal with a sense of humor, I'm your man. Now that I'm back I work as a professional comedian on the Australian circuit. I'm doing this to meet a nice girl and also as a cunning plan to get exposure. i.e. You'll google my name now to see if I'm telling the truth. That will raise my view rate on youtube. So it goes without saying I'm pretty smart. Go on - Google it. I am keen to meet a nice girl though. I would like meet someone that will make my lunch, bath me, dress me, feed me, and cuddle me when the chips are down. You also need to drive me to the pissa to be with my mates and pick me up. You'll probably have to come in and call out my name to find me, it is quite likely that I won't recognise you when I'm blind so you'll have to explain who you are too. I like cute, arty and intelligent women that can look after my money and turn it into more. (Kind of like magic). I'm starting to worry about when I get old that I might not have anyone to look after me, so that will be your job if things work out. are definitely a good idea for that. I'm the jealous type so you'll have get used to me fighting in bars or bus stops, shopping centers, on nature walks and at beaches ect and eateries for no apparent reason. (There is always a reason) Oh and I'll most likely try to sleep with your friends just to see if they are bitches or not. On a serious note though, if you have a sense of humor and don't mind bed wetters, drop me a line. xx John Zeez