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• Age: 54
• Photos: 4 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I need two minutes of your time.

Location: San Francisco, California

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About Me: I’m a short fat fur ball with a 3" cock on a 2 minute timer. My comb over that belies my savvy fashion sense. My game controller keeps my body in shape and my mind sharp. I hate my job cleaning toilets at McDonald's, but I managed to save enough money for a ’80 Corvette. I’m miserable, and if I could afford a gun I would shoot myself… hmmm… maybe if I didn’t spend all my money on booze, gambling, and prostitutes I could afford a gun… naw, that wouldn’t work cause my mom would bitch slap me with it when I brought it home. Did I mention that I have the sense of humor of a wash cloth? I’m desperate… please, won’t some needy woman take pity on me. BTW, Chastity says I’m a real tiger in bed. Don't let my intro fool you... I'm not a comedian; I'd just rather not bore you with the usual generic yada yada. I'm normal (what ever that means) and versatile with a unique edge. My opinion is objective; are you really going to believe what I say about myself?... and where's the fun in that? Let's be real... The only way you can truly begin to know me is to meet me. My words have given you a glimmer of insight into me... here is a little more: The equation (fear = lack of control) can be reversed. Show me a successful person and I'll show you someone who has mastered failure. You can't learn anything if you already know it all. The only constant in the universe is change. Chemistry is a recipe written with no ink... you know it's right when you taste it. Concentrate on each game and the championship will take care of itself. If you like what you see and want to meet with someone who's straight forward and honest mail me and if we click we can skip to the chase. I will respond to all emails... except from men. hehe Current pix (face and full body) are mandatory and not being upfront with them is a HUGE red flag. Also, you must be willing to meet. No endless emails and/or phone calls. Please don’t waste my time on these two points.