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• Age: 50
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Have special dispensation from the Vatican. Been celibate so long, I'm making them look bad!

Location: Carbondale, Illinois

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About Me: Going to "run" with the pregenerated responses with a few "provisos". My favorite position(s) is/are: Girl on Top. This way I have both hands free. ;-) I have sex once a year. Yup. Pathetic, ain't it? The results of a post-menopausal ice queen for a mate. I have not had a one-night stand but I\'d love to right now. Tired of waiting for the mate to "snap out of it". Think seven years is long enough. Some places I like to have sex are: in a car. The forest is nice too at certain times of year. I masturbate a few times a month. Yup. If only to see if I still have it! lol The "vitals": 6'2" Sandy-Brown hair with a mild touch of grey. 45" chest, 36" waist, muscled - but not overly so. Slight paunch (can pinch about 3/4 of an inch). :-) 220lbs. Equipment slightly above average, but not hung like a porn star. By now (if you've read this far out of morbid curiosity), you've probably noticed my weird sense of humor. Sorry, but it comes with the deal. Have a great time, ladies!