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• Age: 55
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Hello Out There

Location: Muncie, Indiana

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About Me: I'm a pleaser and I'm good at it...need I say more? But I will for fucks sake. Ok, so me: For the right person I will travel to the moon and back, just because. I'll steal the stars and scatter it in your room while you sleep. I'll beat up pretentious people that so much as snickers or talk down to you. I'll cook for you, feed you, and maybe even wipe your ass (Uh...you'd let me?). I'm funny and playful, serious and dark, dependent yet independent all wrapped in a package that is so deliciously me. I sway to the sides of sarcasm, candor, shyness, and modesty and if I ever hurt your feelings in any way I'll kick my own ass. Swear. I can be the nicest person you know but I won't put up with your shit. I'm not famous, brilliant, nor exceptionally adjusted. I'm me, unique in my own demented ways. I'm not well traveled nor a people person but I do like dogs, dogs that don't travel. I'm not tolerant of inconsiderate people, thoughtlessness, nor disrespect. Don't ever ever lie to me. I prefer animals to people, sometimes, water to alcohol, and snuggling to fucking, or was it…. Well... And I can sit in utter silence for hours, days even. Scary. I crack even myself up, I don't know why. And look, I eevn maek hte occasionla typo. We don't have to like the same things but an appreciation and respect for our differences are necessary. Agreed? I am drawn to people with BIG hearts, I don't think nice guys finish last, and I'm a sucker for romance, but who isn't. Basically, I'm equipped to take care of you if you want, but not. I make the best friend and lover. And I am such a sweetheart you wouldn't believe it. Damn, I sound great. All this from a knuckle dragging troll. Hum who’d guess that?