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• Age: 50
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Goofy Dork Seeks Action with Hot Bitch

Location: El Cajon, California

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About Me: I know trigonometry, and I can work a scientific calculator. I know how a car engine works, and I know how to take a transmission apart. Many say that I'd be Adonis (except for his flat stomach and ironclad abs) if only I would remove the Tom Sawyer hat and safety glasses that I always insist on wearing (I suspect that most of 'em say this just to make me feel good so that they can get me to do stuff for 'em). Now, you might not think a guy like me could accrue enough experience to know how to get a girl off, but I assure you I do. The main cause of dissappointment for a woman is a guy who's like a drag engine; he may go like hell when the light turns green, but only for six to ten seconds, then it's all over with. That's not the story here; I can hold a load longer than the energizer bunny. If you don't believe me, let me show you. While we're at it, think you might want to help me put this transmission back together?