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• Age: 57
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Older, Smart Enough To Be Airhead When I Wanna B

Location: Austin, Texas

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About Me: I am 51, and if you are not, you shuld look forward to it. I am a gentleman in all respects and I carry no risks of physical nature or any other nature your imagination can think of.. I am on my last round of shoulder length hair. I am pillar of my community, so deal with it. I play in high class crowds, but always wonder why they let me in!! I am such a regular guy you will love the fun we have. I am funny, sometimes outrageous, very intelligent, talented and I am "your hero." I treat you like you are everything and in the time we spend, you are. I enjoy a class woman (one who knows it is a game and likes to play it with me) who treats "her gentleman like he invented ice cream. My classy woman hangs on to me gently and eyes me with anticipation when we play the cultured illlusion in crowds and have fun knowing we are good at it. It is a simple kind of fun and I put no pressure on you for anything, I hope you enjoy physical closeness, but you will have great fun no matter what, if the opportunity arises. If not, I must overwhelm you with wit and charm in an elegant setting alone. That is harder for me because I am shy one on one, but I play society games with ease without becoming or ever acting like this old country man even pretends with you that I am an elitist. I qualify by THEIR standards, but I get along with the poor folks I once was and grew up with and am still a part of that REAL society. I think that is why I love talking to strippers. Desireable, but castouts like me, yet only material things qualify me to be required to return, which I find hypocritical and even hilarious. Try me and have fun, learn something but you won't go home regretting meeting this unique guy.