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• Age: 60
• Photos: 5 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: yum yum give me some

Location: Albany, New York

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About Me: i'm substance free,luvvy duvvy,deep thinker,funee,skruffy sheek! if i were a car, my ad would read: older model,full size,high miles,some dings & sratches,nice interior,runs great, rides nice! what else? music nut, like boomer stuff, travel when i can, into harley lifestyle. i go ga-ga for pretty face & big curves! i like tummies because they're yummy! if you have one, that's sexy! now check this out: when i see an interesting woman, i 'll scan her up & down & all around, taking notice of her hair-do, glasses, nails, clothes, shoes, rings, earrings, toe rings, braces, bracelets, ankle bracelets [including house arrest type], tattoos, piercings, make up, blinky eyes, pouty lips, wiggley walk, & oh-dee colognee. oh i'm superficial??? i'm talking here lady, can i finish? first i'll srike up a conversation * hey babe, how you doing? *, next, break the ice with a little small talk, * wow are those real? *, then talk about a widely covered story in the news * hahaha that lindsey & brittney are both train wrecks * now, i make my move... i'll invite her over for a candlelit dinner and a bottle of wine * dam! forgot to pay the electric bill again,light those candles will ya? you want these hot dogs sliced up in your beans? there's some ripple in the fridge* after our wonderful dining experience i'll plan an exciting night on the town for us...*when you're done washing the bike babe, i signed you up to be in a wet t-shirt contest in this dive across town, get in between those spokes good*. so what do you think? does that decribe your dream date? they don't call me mister right(now) for nothing! ATTENTION: to any hippy chick/cowgirl/babe doll/siren/bombshell/vixen/diva/princess/gothic wench/amazon/voodoo hoodoo/majik momma/vampirella/plain jane & insane in the membrain ... COME 2 BUTTHEAD