About myhandsare

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• Age: 35
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I'm going to miss Conan, omigod. But let's fuck.

Location: Guelph, Ontario

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About Me: I really liked watching "Late night with Conan O'Brien." Then that jerk sold out. Lsiten, that whole argument about Coke vs. Pepsi is a load of crape because the truth about the matter is that it's all made in the same factory. Who cares, anyway? It's unhealthy: the studies have shown that guys like me who drink healthy juices -- not pure suggar -- shoot a bigger load, if you understand my meaning (I'm talking about ejaculation). Anyway, I'm a guy who likes sex and likes to want it and to get it. I'm really handsome: some people say I look like george clooney (a bit around the eyes) with the body of that pothead swimmer guy (felps?). I'm a busy man, so my thing is pure pleasures of the flesh. Dude, I mean, like TOTAL sex. I like snowboarding (used to competitive, but gave it up for MMA [which I also gav up]). Now I run a small business. MSG ME! I'm really needing some relief!