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• Age: 35
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: The Average Guy

Location: Stillwater, Oklahoma

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About Me: Just me! I am a 29 year old regular guy, recently divorced, with two little men. They are my best friends, and I absolutely love them. I am self-employed, and for the most part business is doing really well. There is not much time for me, but as soon as I make that first million, I'll buy myself some time. I served in the Air Force for awhile, and I am an Lt. at our volunteer fire department. I love to play my guitar, although I don't think I am very good. But it is a good stress release, and working these kind of hours we gotta have something, right? Now, after reading the profile of a close friend, I feel like people should know a little bit more about me.... I hold a PhD. in nuclear physics. I frequently give Peyton Manning target pointers. I once kicked Chuck Norris' ass at guitar hero. I bench press 460 lbs. I bat 400. I sing duets with Streisand at cancer benefits. Often I travel to Egypt and repair holes in pyramids. My bones have been replaced with titanium. I am immune to rattlesnake venom. I do make-up for Cher. I have a million dollar credit line, but I love Ramen noodles. I can skin a buck, and run a trot line. When I get angry, the national guard is deployed. I was paid handsomely to translate the dead sea scrolls. Currently, I am negotiating with Iran to disarm. Supermodels and Playmates quiver at the mention of my name. I do stuntwork for Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Miley Cyrus. I can strip and clean an AR-15 in 36 seconds. I wear a size 13 shoe. Lightning avoids me due to my electric personality. I defy laws of gravity. My brisket has won many competitions. I cannot cure cancer, but my touch has been known to remedy pink eye and arthritis. I don't use BlueTooth, because my jawbone transmits just the right frequency. I often get a hole in one on a par 7 hole. As a hobby, I enjoy doing restoration work on DaVinci and Van Gogh paintings. I dazzle marksmen with 1000 yard BB gun shots. Hugh Hefner texts me so I can hook him up. I am Elvis' love chi