About jollyrogerthat

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• Age: 33
• Photos: 2 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: licorice dickering (fickler)

Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia

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About Me: i like to slop pizza all over classy girls who wear chokers. then i tie them upside-down to the buick and tickle their feet until they suck helium from the tailpipe. once i've got them talking funny i force them to say sexy things like "i need your hot rod to explode when it's not quite at the finish line". once we are about to collapse into a pile of molten goo the time is ripe for the final stage involving cheese curds, tomato sauce, a camera, and breasts. before discovering the rest of the world i used to do this one with baking soda and vinegar but the venus version is more interesting than the mars one was.