About frankenhammer

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• Age: 54
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Warning: Wild, primitive and undomesticated beast in mild mannered attire.

Location: Baltimore, Maryland

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About Me: I can walk, chew gum, run with scissors, carry an intelligent conversation using complete sentences, divide by zero, and beat your full house with my four of a kind. Seriously though... multi-faceted, musically inclined, social creature, who likes beer, good food, company, and a wide variety of activities. I can sing you song, fix your water heater, format your hard drive, cook a gourmet meal and finish it all off with a sensual message. I do endeavor to say what I mean and do what I say and treat others with dignity and respect (assholes aside). Personable, warm, funny, fun-loving, sincere... hey I like myself, what can I say... maybe you will also, eh what?!