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• Age: 41
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Looking for couples or single women

Location: Whiteville, North Carolina

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About Me: Single father with custody of a beautiful 7 year old girl. I stay busy with work and taking care of her. Between dance classes, softball, school, play dates and usual chores, it's hard to meet someone. Anyway, I'm 35, balding (but don't tell anyone, I shave my head to disguise it, although I've let it grown out again recently), a bit goofy, but nice and well-mannered (wish I could say well-endowed, too, but I'm just average in that department.) Respectable guy who won't totally embarrass you on a date. (Not intentionally, anyway.) My interests include eating (food and pussy...I've always been quite fond of it. Food that is; I didn't start eating pussy until I was much older), sleeping (preferrably in a bed), sex (especially oral), watching movies, reading, writing (just learned how and I must say, it is underrated), and music (I love The Beach men...seriously.) Some of my favorite television shows are "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Veronica Mars", "Arrested Development", "Scrubs", "The Office", "Smallville" and "24". I'm addicted to the Drudge Report,...oh, and crack, too. Just an average guy, I guess. (I was kidding about the addiction...I only read the Drudge Report once or twice a day....ok, ok, I'm kidding about the crack habit, too.) I've been told I either have a very dry sense of humor or no sense of humor at all. You decide, I guess. Basically, I'm here to meet someone to have some fun with and if it's sexual fun, then great! If it turns into something more, that's great, too. Honestly, I think I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome from overuse of my right hand. So, there's medical reasons for being here, too. I have been fortunate enough to meet some wonderful folks on here and some of them have left some great testimonials for me. I hope they prove I'm a pretty chummy guy. I can't think of anything else to say. Good day.