About Iam2sexy4myhat

Send Member A Connect Request

• Age: 49
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Looking to have a good time

Location: Beaverton, Oregon

Request Friend Status

About Me: unmarried white male in a dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture , tepid sex , and co-dependency . I enjoy drinking , pornography , and self-righteous indignation. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Marshall Tucker Band's "Greatest Hits". I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts , and chuckling at my own vicious, agenda-driven jokes. I am in my 30s , but look 40, and feel 50. You are a whiny , bitter shrew with a misplaced place sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had . Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and now want to take it slow with me . My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match . I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread , but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and sex . No friendship. I don't need any goddamn friends . Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40 . SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY