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• Age: 58
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: trapped in a man's body with a constant hard-on.

Location: Sparks, Nevada

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About Me: NO CYBERSEX, PLEASE: I'm a chunky 51 year old who's riding his mountain bike and losing weight. I shave myself bald, and I have a goatee. I wear Granny glasses only because their less trouble than contacts. I'm extremely clean hygeine-wise, although not apartment wise. I'm told I'm very funny. I'm working for myself these days after 3 years overseas.I am pretty much an old-school gentleman in many ways... and I think I have my life together finally after decades of effort. Due to a lousy first couple of decades and a horrible family... I seem to have ended up as a pretty inexhaustable sex fiend. Nothing terribly sick or strange... but just a lot of it. As I say, I have good manners and I am always courteous... but at this point the only true motive for me talking to anyone longer than 5 minutes is "am I going to get sex?" Without bragging, I can tell you that I'm average in one way, and, I'm told, WAY above average in terms of rigidity and hardness.I'm also good for the whole day, with strategic rests and water in-between. I love rock, jazz, classical, and just plain crazy music. I've done stand-up comedy, and sex with me tends to be comedy, with emphasis on the STAND UP part. I don't drink anymore, because I've got a real thing against drunk drivers. I party in other ways, including the aformentioned loonnng afternoons. If my partner drinks, I'll drink O'Douls, soda or de-alcholized wine: I'm NOT a party-pooper, in any sense.