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• Age: 36
• Photos: 4 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I love sex!

Location: Denver, Colorado

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About Me: **i will be in Denver from 26-30 November. Hit me up for some fun.** I'm looking for sex. Shocker, I know; being on this site and only looking for sex- but such is the way of the world. With that out of the way.... Hi. My name is Jake. I'm a smart, attractive, guy that likes spending copious amounts of time outdoors, and being verbally abusive towards ignorant people. You're going to like me. I know that it sounds audacious, but it's true. I'm also a bit of a smart ass. I would love to hear from you; however, things that drive me nuts and will cause me to not respond to your emails, are: -All of your pictures are pictures that you've taken of yourself in a mirror. -You don't smile in any of your pictures. -The Jersey-Shore-duck-faced-duces-throwing-self-portrait. It's not hot. Really. You look like a person with a form of cerebral palsy that just affects the lips and one hand. Stephen Hawking's smile looks better than that s*it. There's more but not enough room. Lol