About madhatter696996

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• Age: 45
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: love licking labia... that sticky sweet nectar of the godz

Location: Pinole, California

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About Me: some have equated me to calvin and hobbez and otherz have said i'm a lot like jim carey. i have been labeled both goofball and oddball that comez from a different planet. i can sometimez be an animated smartass that luvz to laugh and be social... i'm alwayz down for a good joke and tweak your melon kinda conversation. i'm a 5'8" long blonde hair blue eyed artist that luvz to wine, dine and munch muff til da break of dawn kinda freak. i'm da kinda man that luvz to play with toyz in all your holez... i want you to be nasty for me. i'm not a member so if you would like to get in touch send me a shout, yah?! if you're delicious enough a girl that likez her nipplez pinched and her hair pulled while i fill your hole i might just let you spank me for being so naughty... maybe even tie on a strap-on. you see... i got a lesbian trapped inside me and she luvz to play. she luvz foreplay, tickle massagez, getting her nipplez pinched and her hair pulled. wait... oopz! t