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  • Age: 44
  • Photos: 5 Public
  • Sex: straight single man
Recent Status: Are you ready for me?
Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
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About Me: I once heard that most accidents happen within 5 miles of your house. So I packed up my stuff and moved across the country from Alabama to New Mexico just to be safe. Here is my most recent list of things that I need from the lady of my dreams; 1. Someone who thinks about me also instead of getting mad because I didn't do something special for them...everyday. 2. Someone who will cook for me sometimes. I have never had a woman cook for me. Don't get me wrong I love to cook but being cooked for would be nice every now and then. Cooking together is even better. 3. Someone to watch movies, TV and play games with (on the computer and board/card games). 4. Someone to worship me or at least pretend to when it counts. 5. Someone that enjoys lying around the house with me sometimes and not always having to do something. 6. Someone to laugh with me and at me. I am goofy and weird most of the time, obnoxious some of the time and hilarious all of the time. If I can’t make you laugh then you should probably be on some type of meds. 7. Someone that thinks “The Office” and Monty Python were put here to distract us from the aliens coming in and stealing our socks one at a time. (Why do they only take one and what are they using them for?) 8. Someone that would follow me into a old, dark cabin in the middle of nowhere after the rest of our group had already been brutally killed by a crazed killer and still believe that I know what I’m doing and I’m the one going to save us (even though I will probably be crying like a little girl). 9. Someone that thinks that I am funny, goofy and gift from (insert the God of your choice here) but I should still seek help. If you find that you meet at least 44.45% of these quals then look me up. If not then... ahhh, look me up anyway, I’m easy.

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