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  • Age: 29
  • Photos: 5 Public
  • Sex: straight single man
Recent Status: "Bathroom Mirror with Cell Phone Pics" are laaame!
Location: Palatine, Illinois
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About Me: I'm a super-confident alpha male. I have rubber ducky shower curtains and a matching bathroom mat. That's right. I'm awesome. I'll be completely honest with you. Looks matter--a lot. If you look like you've been hit in the face with a brick, I'm not interested. (Note: If you actually WERE hit in the face with a brick, I apologize for my tasteless joke and owe you a beer.) While looks are very important to me, intelligence is even MORE important. You can be a "10" but if you make Jessica Simpson look smart, our conversations will make me want to punch myself in the face. If you're taller than me, you should date a professional basketball player. Yes, they're stupid, but at least you can wear heels. If you're a self-righteous b**** who thinks that men should worship the ground that you walk on, go away. I'm not going to put up with your shit. If you don't have a sense of humor, we have a problem. You are obviously a robot. And I don't date robots . . . anymore.

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