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• Age: 55
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I believe that a woman's idea of the time needed for foreplay is the time the average man would alot for building a garage.

Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin

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About Me: I promise to be fun ans charming. You have to figure out if I'm cute enough to jump me. I promise to cook you fabulous meals - some exotic fusion - often. I promise I'll be in the top five lovers of your life and try to work my way up to the number one position as long as my tongue holds out - and I'm training that with weights even as we speak. Let's meet for coffee, I'll rub you full of warm oil for an hour, squeegee it off, and use it to make a great ceasar salad. I'm a sports illiterate. That means that all the time your last Neandertal boyfriend speny on sports, I'll be rubbing your feet and trying to get you into the bedroom. I recently lost my penis in atragic boating accident, but the 22 year old donor dick is amazing ( you can't really tell, except for the battery compartment latch). If you're not giggling, I'm iin trouble.