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• Age: 30
• Photos: 4 Public
• Sex: gay single man

Recent Status: 2 Chocolate Kats ***Looking for Kool Peeps***

Location: Decatur, Georgia

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About Me: Hell! Yeah! Its another Payday, and shit! A Nigga tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So, I saw lil Nuttybuddy standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and shouted, "Hey Shawty!, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Shit, he immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno. Damn! It was like pure Almond Joy. Nigga, couldn't help but 2 grab his delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this lil Twix was Red Hots. All I could do 2 hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up his tight lil Kit Kat and he started to scream: "Ooh babe, Ooh babe!" Nigga! was sucking my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long be4 I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave him a taste of the old Milky Way. This Nigga! Right here! Asked if I was into M&M I said, "Hell naw!, no gay shit"-- and then I said, "Look, you lil Reese's Pieces! Don't be a fuckin Zero, be a Lifesaver. Y don't you just take this Ding Dong and slip it up ur Bit O'Honey?" (and Ooh babe!, what a piece of Juicyfruit he was ). He screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, Shit! You’re better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Chico Stick up his Rocky Road and into his Peanut Butter Cup. Shit, I was givin it to him Good 'n' Plenty when, all of a sudden ... my Starburst. Wit my luck, this nigga started to get a bit Chunky and Bitch’n of a Wrigley in his stomach. Whathefuk! , nine months later, out popped a babe Ruth! I didn’t know this Nigga could have a Whatchamacallit, Damn! It’s a Milkdud!