About DextersTKD69

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• Age: 61
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Flying Purple People Eater

Location: Boonville, Missouri

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About Me: OK, so I'm not a flying purple people-eater, but it got your attention...*LOL*... I'm very laid back and easy going. I can be playful and mischievous at times and I'm notorious for starting water wars, but I know when to be serious, too. I wanted to try internet dating because, gosh, now I have the opportunity to be rejected by women who have never even met me. I work for a very good company, but my work schedule is such that I work weekends...EVERY weekend...which has just a LEETLE dampening effect on a social life that's already non-existent. I went out with one woman who got me ALL excited by telling me she was "bi-." Being the red-blooded American male that I am, my mind immediately leapt to the unrealistic fantasy of a threesome with two women. When we got back to her place, I found out she meant "-polar." The threesome was her, me, and her evil alter ego that made Godzilla seem like Pollyanna. With the history of my ex and dates similar to the one described, my friends now call me The Psycho Magnet. I'm sure there are women out there, too, wondering the same thing I am: When did most of the populace become insane and where the heck are all the normal people? At any rate, I've become much more selective now. I make it a strict rule to no longer date women who have horns protruding from their foreheads, can make their head rotate all the way around, have fangs or glowing eyes, or speak with demonic voices. Please be fair and show your photo since you get to see mine.