About Xtra0rdlnry1

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• Age: 38
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I hydrate myself by sucking the moisture from clouds, I'm not machine washable and all my underwear is made of kevlar. :)

Location: Charlotte, North Carolina

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About Me: Tall, dark, and handsome (seriously)... I'm wanted by the CIA, and at night I sleep upside down like a bat. I appear on high value stamps in Sweden, and my sweat can be used to clean precious metals. The Swiss use my heartbeat to set their watches, and there’s an airport in Russia named after me. I was abducted by aliens once, but quickly returned unmolested. Wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear my thoughts. I am into attractive, fun, outgoing women that like Doggy style, Girl On Top, Reverse CG, Standing... whatever works... we'll figure it out. I'm not into online sex... ugh!!! That's what porn is for... LOL