About polarbear944

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• Age: 61
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Looking for a great bad girl

Location: Melbourne, Florida

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About Me: I was born in Florida and kidnapped by polar bears vacationing at Sea World. Back in Canada I learned to fish with my hands and float on large chucks of ice. As I got older, I knew something was different as my hands were smaller than dad's and I never developed that beautiful white fur coat. Mom loved me though and I have fond memories of snuggling up to that big furry backside. After retiring from the circus, where I started as the bearded lady, I started a dead flower and adult toy car business. I only watch movies with talking animals and I like to correspond by email with female inmates. I collect snails, light bulbs and animal footprints. I've been barred from most of the local zoos. Apparently zoo animals do not like their feet stuck in plaster. If you've had all your shots, lets talk. I can speak four different languages. Remarkably, all sound the same. Late at night, I rearrange peoples yard ornaments The fact of the matter is that I am a very complex individual but not at all complicated. I am extremely deep but totally transparent. I can love and be loved. I'm always up for a new adventure. I'm energized. I smell good. I make my bed each morning. My toe nails are always clipped. A gentleman. A real man that knows his woman is his true strength. I know women don't like men to lose their hair, so I've kept it all in a box in the garage. I'm very active sexually. Now I'd like someone to join me.