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About Me: I have no respect for others. I'm loud, vulgar, and out of shape. I am overweight. I have no moral compass or impulse control. I love to manipulate others. The last time I read a book was in grade school. Spelling things correctly is a real struggle for me, and I have difficulty expressing myself clearly.
I don't have much formal education or intellectual curiosity, but I have strong opinions on subjects I know nothing about. I'm narrow-minded and like to judge others more harshly than myself. I hate hiking, camping, snow skiing, and anything to do with art, music, film, theatre, or literature. I have no interest in history, philosophy, science, or math. I have no interest in travel or photography. Basically, I have no interests. My goal is to be mediocre at everything I do. I never get tired of sitting around watching excruciatingly bad TV by myself, in the dark. I avoid the unfamiliar; I never try anything new. I eat the same food every day. I never, ever eat out.
Aside from the Zoloft for my depression, Xanax for my anxiety, Paxil for my OCD, ritalin for my ADHD, Zyprexa for my psychotic behavior, and acyclovir for my regular herpes outbreaks, I abuse any mind-altering substance I can get my hands on, whether legal or illegal. I'm sexually promiscuous but antisocial, narcissistic but self-destructive. I despise my family and have no desire to form meaningful adult relationships. I have no friends. I am unemployed, with no prospects for gainful employment in the foreseeable future. This does not worry me. babes and animals avoid me. I smell funny and I have a violent temper.
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