About onecentral

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• Age: 37
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Special Offer

Location: Southampton, Hampshire

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About Me: YOUR SEARCH IS OVER! Kiss goodbye to those cold, dark & lonely winter nights & the deep, burning ache within your soul crying out for a mate. Now, with your very own EXCLUSIVE, NEWLY RELEASED edition of SEXY SINGLE MALE. You too can join the millions of smug, loved up couples worldwide enjoying public displays of affection With your very own SSM (not to be confused with S&M). Enjoy sensuous passion filled nights & cliched romantic days. Comes complete with: Good sense of humour. Mouthwatering culinary skills. Eclectic taste in music. Cool, sophisticated & versatile range of looks & interchangeable outfits. Malfunctions only when subjected to poor hygeine and cheap shoes. And if all that isn't enough, as a special credit crunch cracker, in the unlikely event that One Central does not meet your needs, you are welcome to return him in a resaleable condition with no further obligation. But hurry, this offer may not be available for much longer... So stop crying into your glass of chablis & get yours now! TERMS & CONDITIONS: Due to the high value of what is on offer, only honest, attractive, interesting & stylish applicants need apply. Min age 25. Must hold valid conversation, enjoy life and be of good moral standing with great SOH. Previous experience preferred. We reserve the right to terminate this agreement at any time should you abuse your privileges, be deemed unsuitable or supply false information. But seriously, I know this space is for selling myself, but its probably better if you make me an offer I cannot refuse. ;-)