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• Age: 36
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Discretion is the better part of valor. Let's Have Earth-Shatteringly great sex!

Location: Billings, Montana

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About Me: I am seeking a discreet but earth-shattering good time with a reasonable amount of frequency. I aim to please and would like to think I have a modicum of talent. I just tire of living the life of the honorable monk and can no longer do so. I would like you to be of a similar mind. When it comes to sex, it's all about you. I am going to do everything in my power to give you multiple toe-curling orgasms, and hopefully multiple sessions. I want you to come back for seconds. I KNOW I am going to get mine, but it is very secondary to yours. I am going to give you my all (as I hope you would give me yours). I am NOT looking for anything serious right now. I am presently trying to get out of something serious, hence why I am here. You must be discreet. I am tired of women who say they want a mature, "no strings" sexual relationship, only to have them magically fall in love with me later and start stalking me. That is just creepy. If you are one of those, you need not apply. I am not your Emotional Tampon. If we have an agreement, it needs to be followed to the letter. To not abide by said agreement is to show disrespect to both parties. Respect is something that is given and earned over time, but can be lost in an instant. I like to go out for drinks, movies, pool and darts, and am hugely fond of night caps. I also like to stay in bed and play all day. Let's face it. We're all here for the same reason. I can't wait to hear from you, and soon!