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  • Age: 57
  • Photos: 3 Public
  • Sex: straight single man
Recent Status: Good-for-Nothing, worthless drunk; now a billionaire world-famous neurosurgeon.
Location: Austin, Texas
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About Me: I'm not a rich, drunk neurosurgeon. More interesting, and a better lover. I do not drive a big humongous truck. My modest goal is world domination My name is "M-1347-Alpha", but you can call me "M", my nickname. It also is spelled just like it sounds; sounds like it's spelled. I am from the planet "Meepzxorg" (also sounds like it's spelled; spelled like it sounds) in the galaxy you call "Andromeda". I have been trained in earthly ways and customs.. Please keep all this confidential. I was told that if it's on the internet it must be true. And it is totally secure and safe for transporting confidential messages. Anyway, I appear in human form as an "Alpha-male" so as not to stand out. Meepzxorgians actually have large heads, large hands, large teardrop-shaped eyes and an irridecent green colored exoskeleton. I am 19 Meepzxorgian "Years" old, around twice+ the length of an earth year. I am here on a mission of great importance to breed with earthlings. Need practice. Can you help?

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