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• Age: 34
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Iwantthefireinyou

Location: Laredo, Texas

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About Me: I have never lost a sock. I have been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room. My organ donation card lists my mustache. Im a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas. When it is raining, it is because I am sad. Even my parents’ advice is insightful. If there were an interesting gland, mine would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines. My shirts never wrinkle. I am left-handed. And right-handed. Even if I forget to put postage on my mail, it gets there. You can see my charisma from space. The police often question me, just because they find me interesting. I once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me. When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back. If a monument was built in my honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance. My left shoe alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body. My blood smells like cologne. I don’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders. My cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for me. My pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time. I dont drink beer but when i do i get fucked up!!!!!