About YoItsRocky

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• Age: 52
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: LQQKING FORWARD TO HAVING FUN

Location: Weston, Florida

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About Me: Well right now I've been trying to balance my checkbook...my checkbook balances. I think. I hate doing this. I try to change the toilet paper roll. There is nothing cool about having a roll sitting on the toilet tank. I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle, but have found that I can strangle the same tube for about a week after it 'appears' to be empty. I've never been very fond of fast food except for the occasional bunch of fresh McFries. I offer my arm like the gentleman I was raised to be. I sing in the car, the shower is not soundproof enough. I played the piano less than professionally yet I only know Mr. Froggy’s Got a Gal (in D ). I'm only intimidated by spiders if they're on my face. I don't mind snakes. I like most vicious animals for their savage and exotic beauty. I didn't drink in high school, I got alcohol poisoning in my freshman year at college, now I know how to drink socially. I've never had a hangover. I've inadvertently started a mosh riot and not been thrown out. I've been landed upon by a stage diver. I've hurt myself on roller blades. I can laugh at myself. I like to be comfortable. I swear that I am not a mechanic but have fondled the delicate insides of all my friends’ cars. I can type. I'm typing now. I can swear in several languages. I know a little about a lot of things. (A little knowledge is a dangerous thing) I climb mountains to see what is on the other side. Bridges and cliffs have been launching points for my hurtling body if there's enough water to splash into without getting stuck feet first in the bottom. I can not tell anything about a woman's personality by her appearance, and that has gotten me in trouble. Now I know that being beautiful on the outside doesn't guarantee being beautiful on the inside. I appreciate honesty more than anything, and as a result have been deemed blunt but not wrong. I am familiar with the taste of my foot, as I've found it in my mouth several times.