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• Age: 41
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Mr. Anthrope seeks Miss Anthrope ... um, a sexy Miss Anthrope, that is

Location: Alexandria, Virginia

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About Me: It seems that approximately 70% of the people on here use some sort of variation on the cliché “I’m looking for someone who can keep up with me.” Well, I suppose I’m looking for the same, only I’m not talking about climbing mountains or spending a Saturday from sunrise to sunset running from one Smithsonian to the next or going from hot new bar to hot new restaurant to hot new club; I need someone who can keep up with me intellectually. Go ahead and send me hate mail for the following statement, calling me an arrogant jerk; if you can’t deal with honesty, that’s your hang-up, not mine: I’m smart. I’m really, really really smart. I spend most of my day, each and every day, trying to dumb down my language enough so that regular people can understand what I’m saying. And it’s exhausting. Truly exhausting. I’m on here, hoping that I can find a woman with whom self-censorship is not required, a woman who can understand everything I have to say to her, and vice versa. Okay, with that being said ... hi, hello, greetings and/or salutations, my name is Morgan, I am 34 years, 0 months, 2 weeks, 1 day and 6 hours old as of the time of this writing. I'm sure there are some minutes and seconds there, but I'm not all that clear on the time of my birth. You know, immaculate conception, lots of attention, no one was looking at the clock because of all the angels and lightbeams and such. I live in Alexandria (in Virginia, not Egypt) with no dogs, cats, fleas, monkeys or bacteria. A perfectly sterile environment. Should you visit me, you will have to wear a biohazard suit. I'm sure you won't mind. They now make them in designer colors. I'm your typical patent agent/novelist/physicist who put himself through grad school and law school as a stripper and professional party man (yes, seriously). I'm an atheist, but I worship Netflix.