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• Age: 63
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Almost Interesting

Location: Media, Pennsylvania

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About Me: “Almost Interesting” is a very confident (I guess), self-assured (I think) individual. I’d like to meet a woman who shares some of my interests but not a carbon copy of myself (how boring would that be?). Fortunately, men with a sense of humor are in great demand on this site and I, apparently, have the ability to amuse others. When I speak in social situations people always laugh – and roll their eyes. Sometimes they walk away shaking their heads in an effort, I suppose, to regain their composure. I’ve always enjoyed the ocean. Most of the women on this site “love the beach”! Could this be a problem? How can we have intimate, soul- searching conversations if I’m in the water, body surfing, and you’re on the beach reading a book? And is it really the beach you love? Would people sit on hot sand under a blistering sun if the ocean weren’t there? If so, why isn’t the Sahara Desert packed with people - on beach chairs - shelling out 2 dollars for 75 cent popsicles? And why am I questioning the wisdom of a site full of women whose attention I’m trying to attract? How smart can I be? In a single paragraph I’ve alienated the beach crowd and been dismissed by every women searching for someone with half a brain. Should this disastrous intro actually lead to a face to face encounter, a coffee shop would best suit the situation. Imagine you're having coffee while waiting for a plane at the airport.* I sit next to you and we strike up a conversation. A polite cup of coffee takes a quarter to half an hour. A “why the hell am I talking to this guy” cup can be done in minutes. On the other hand, maybe we’ll forget about our flights and ask for a refill. Anything’s possible - people have told me that, on rare occasion, I can be “almost interesting”. Almost Interesting PS: * If your waiting for that plane at a bus depot or train station, you're probably not the woman I’m looking for.