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• Age: 39
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Fear Of Being Ordinary. I am all man. I am so human.

Location: Brigantine, New Jersey

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About Me: I can't. I just can't. I don't have the energy and I am REALLY not into self-praise. I actually think it's really unattractive, unless it's done at the right time and for the right reason... and this doesn't qualify. I am a very innocent guy, very laid back. I am an aspiring stand-up comic, avid writer (but only when I get a little bit stoned). I am not really a lot of fun but that's only because I have never met a girl worth coming out of the shell for (I just give them all an Uncle Milty and that's usually more than enough... for a while at least). I will tell you what an Uncle Milty is later. This will probably sound conceited but, honestly, this being a web site and all, odds have it I'll be the one climbing out the bathroom window when we meet. But if I'm not trying to escape... look out cause I might just really like you. And who knows what I'll be willing to do for you then (never REALLY liked anyone). It's been a pretty sad life so far... not gonna lie.