About UrbanAllan

Send Member A Connect Request

• Age: 32
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: *insert catch phrase to make women want me* Ahem... right, so think of something to put in between the ass-terix... ttyl!

Location: Portland, Oregon

Request Friend Status

About Me: I am a bit of an introvert, however I do enjoy social situations on a not to frequent basis. I love to make people laugh and see faults in everyday life, and will probably poke fun at just about anything. But it is all light-hearted and in good fun so don't take life to serious... or you'll never get out alive! I have brown eyes and D.brown hair. I'm a little on the tall side residing at 6'00" and in between slender and average weight (185). I'm prior military so I still retain a bit of the muscular definition, and some of the neurotic discipline.. but that's mainly when I do laundry. Which I'm sure you're all interested in.... so.... yeah.