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• Age: 61
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• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: RU Looking for a guy with a sense of humor?

Location: Winter Park, Florida

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About Me: I was the sad mistake of a genetic experiment gone bad Dr. Stein was attempting to cross breed a dwarf and a pygmy. Unfortunately the bad doctor was preoccupied and did not notice when Igor brought him not pygmy, but rather, pygmy rattlesnake semen. Igor's sad mistake was not discovered until after my birth; whereupon I was discarded along with Frank's other failures. Fortunately I was rescued from the trailer-trash pile, by a passing wood elf, and I spent my childhood being raised by the elves. My childhood was difficult as the elf babes always made fun of my rounded ears and other human features; however puberty would make the maiden elves take quite an interest in that one certain feature I did inherit from old Dad. My popularity with the maiden elves grew until it was matched only by the insane jealousy of the other young males. This created such dissension between the sexes; that I was banished in order ... Email AlexKidd69 for the rest of the story...