About sorprano426

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• Age: 62
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Everyone loves funny because if you can make someone laugh everything happens timely!!!

Location: Wayne, New Jersey

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About Me: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Please read my profile with an open mind! There are days I'm over rated, but I'm so happy because I just lowered my car insurance costs and watch Desperate Housewives. I can cry watching Extreme Makeover (home edition). Please, open your window wide open, stick your head out of it and shout aloud- Help, I can't take this life any longer, I need to find a great man? OK, now close the window b4 your neighbors call for the crazy house! How did that feel? I'm looking for a lovely lady shaped like the hole within my soul! Can we spot each other from a distance as I raise my finger motioning you to come closer. If I can make you come closer with one finger; Imagine what I can do with the rest of them. How about a walk after a date under the stars, kissing the night away like it was meant to be once b4? What if you could plan our date, as long as I don't get hurt trying anything at least once. Is mom and dad still around? Does dad have his own intention to hook me to a lie-detector test and judge for himself. Forget it, I'm like the movie name 'Focker' all the way!! My past is memory not memorex. Well, I'll always appreciate my mom, Mrs Mother Focker, because she is funny but doesn't have to hook me up and reel me out. She is part of my act. From the pics I provide, sorry to say it's all about my green eyes, long eyelashes and my trademark smile and nothing else. I'll ask you not to enlarge any of my provided pictures to use as target practice or a place mat to have dinner on. Ok, hurry and tell me something about you because I'm looking to prevent a nursing home and audition as an actor in a real "Life Alert" commercial, to supplement my social security income. What about social security sex? Well, I know personally, I'll get little each month, but not enough to live on, so please help!