About WaterMonkey27

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• Age: 32
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Looking for a real girl looking for a real hook-up. Others need not check me out.

Location: Monterey, California

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About Me: I used to have creative, funny ideas for what to put here. But, my experiences with dating sites like this one have lead me to believe that all of these sites are fake, and that the vast majority of you are fake, so I guess the greatest joke of all is that I'm still here. But what the hell, at the end of the day, some people do have real experiences from this site, so I will stay here until someone has sex with me. I drink heavily. I smoke heavily. I've participated in just about every vice you can possibly imagine at one point in my life. I'm a bad example for the of America. I'm a narcissist. I don't easily tolerate the mistakes of others. I'm not looking for someone to love me, I'm looking for someone who will be willing to overlook the many flaws I have listed here and the many more I have yet to include. If that's you, great! I will NOT ADD YOU AS A FRIEND IF WE DO NOT EXCHANGE AT LEAST 3 MESSAGES, so don't try it. You're just wasting my friggin time.